How bad could global warming be? It keeps Al Gore off the street!
Terrorism? Let me get this straight...We beat Nazi Germany after they invaded almost all of Europe. We beat the Soviet Union who had 20,000 nukes pointed at us. But we can't beat a handful of loons who live in the 12th century and don't even have a country?
We got Paris Hilton into a jail cell but not Osama bin Laden?
What has the environment ever done for me?